Me: Hey do you know cassidy? 5:49 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Ya whos this 5:49 PM

Me: I could be the best thing that ever happened to you. I know a great secret... 5:50 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Who is thos and wat 5:51 PM

Me: My name is Optimous Prime... No in all seriousness, i do know some awesome info about cassidy... but you have to tell me what you think of her. 5:52 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Ok i think shes nice ok 5:54 PM

Me: you sound a bit defensive... she is just nice? 5:55 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Ya ok i dont like her i berily even know and i dont want to call her ugly ok 5:56 PM

Me: Well she called you her brother... and shes actually kinda cute. 5:57 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Ok watever so who r u 5:59 PM

Me: dude i could make you look really cool if you just cooperated. She is pretty cute. you could go and surprise her! 6:00 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Ok wat 6:01 PM

Me: lol seriously do you think she is cute. im not fucking with you, here. im curious... 6:03 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Not really who is this come on 6:04 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Not really who is this come on 6:07 PM

Me: Optimus... PRIIIMEEEEEEEEEE!!!! You know like the number 1! 6:08 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Just tell me 6:08 PM

Me: Just think about it... if im Optimus Prime then she can be... YOUR MEGAN FOX man! FUCKING MEGAN FOX!!! 6:12 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Megan fox is a lesbo so who is this 6:13 PM

Me: ARE YOU KIDDING!? that makes it even better! omg dude you gay? cus a bi Megan fox is like... an fucking terrain vehicle!!! 6:15 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Shut up who is thos 6:16 PM

Me: i think i picked the wrong kid.... You are not worthy to save THE HUMAN RACE AND MEGAN FUCKING FOX!!! 6:17 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Ok look i sware its a fact megan fox is gay so who the crap is this 6:20 PM

Me: correction. megan fox is bi. dont make me full up the quote... she is bi and loves sex. perfect. 6:21 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Ok shut up i know who is this 6:22 PM

Me: DUDE OPTIMUS PRIME!!! (btw whats wrong with cursing or saying fuck words) 6:27 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Haha ok 6:28 PM

Me: Thats more of the attitude that will save the world.. (and megan fucking godamn fox) 6:28 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: God comeon who r u 6:30 PM

Me: Apparently you are loved by your personal megan fox. go at her tiggguuuur.. but she said you are her brother.. eww incest thats waaaaaaay worst than lesbianism 6:32 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: No way i ddont like her who is this 6:33 PM

Me: I hope you dont like her.... cus then that would be gross.... 6:34 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: No duh who is this 6:35 PM

Me: O-P-T-I-M-U-S P-R-I-ME. Do i need fergie to spell it out in a song? 6:37 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Who the crap is this 6:38 PM

Me: I am an Autobot. From Cybertron, a planet far from Earth. 6:39 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Retardf perv idiot get away fag 6:40 PM

Me: Wow thats harsh. I may cry now 6:43 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Wat school do u go to 6:43 PM

Me: im too cool for school 6:47 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Who r u 6:48 PM

Me: who do i think i am? 6:49 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Idk 6:52 PM

Me: well... I want you, do you want me too. I have one question. Can i help you? 6:54 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Wat the crao who r u 6:56 PM

Me: im optimus prime! can i help you?! i need your help!!! 7:06 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Wat 7:13 PM

Me: What? 7:14 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Wat 7:15 PM

Me: What 7:15 PM
Random 13 Year old kid: Bye 7:16 PM

Me: You cant say bye to optimus prime! I went through intergalactic travel for you! 7:18 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Who r u just tell me 7:18 PM

Me: I know your name. Thats all you need to know 7:19 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Who r u 7:20 PM

Me: Davis... I am your father! 7:21 PM

Me: But i guess you wherent born with my metal balls... 7:34 PM

Me: I also know you are a white christian male going to middle school. WHAT NOW?! still doubt im OPTIMUS FUCKING PRIIIIME 7:37 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Who the crap r u 7:40 PM

Me: OPTIMUS PRIIIIIIIME!!! i am all knowledgeable. I can hack earthling securities. 7:47 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Shut up 7:48 PM

Me: would you tell that to megan fox?!?! cus it may turn her on... 7:52 PM

Random 13 Year old kid: Ok 8:07 PM

Me: your bed time is approaching... I should let you rest as our battle for with the deceptacons will be fierce! 8:09 PM

Me: OPTIMUS FUCKING PRIIIME! 9:19 PM